Introducing the Cocaine Comic’s Very White Christmas album. Order now and get a double CD of all your favorite Christmas songs, sung by his eminence, the hero of freedom and democracy, his ultra magnificence the Reichsführer of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy!
Disc One Songs
No Peace on Earth/Little Snorter Boy
Slayy Ride
White Lines Christmas (Z’s dreaming of a)
Run Russians Run
Hollyy Jollyy Wishlist
It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Armageddon
Slava Cocayni!
CIA Tether Drop
Disc Two Songs
Last Wishlist (seriously Amerika!)
Rockin’ Around The U.S. Treasuryy
All I Want For Christmas Is $45 Billion More
Happyy Xmas (War Is Never Over)
Frostyy The Blowman
Do You Fear What I Fear? (Duet with Whitney Houston)
Feliz Cashgrab
Deck The Vaults
Bless You SBF
95% of proceeds will benefit Zelenskyy and his wife the golden Tzarina of Ukraine, who will spend them on her next shopping trip to Avenue Montaigne in Paris.
The other 5% will go to the special Azov Battalion fund for Nazi blood and soil rituals.
Buy your Double CD of the Cocaine Comic’s Very White Christmas within in the next hour and we’ll send you free photos of the Zelenskyy Family Christmas from inside one of their sixteen homes!
But Wait, There’s More!
Act Now and you’ll get a DVD with videos of his eminence Volodomyr Zelenskyy doing duets with holographys of famous singers like Whitney Houston, Bing Crosbyy, David Bowiy and even a special music video of his magnificence appearing in the Band Aid special Do They Know It’s Christmas Time? alongside Boyy George, George Michael, Duran Duran, and Bono!
Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunityy to spread freedom and democracyy to the world at this joyful time of year!
Call 1-800-Poison-Dwarf while supplies last!
Merry Christmas Good Citizens!
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