Laying Eggspiracy Theories
Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the Producer's Pride?
With the price of eggs soaring across much of the United States, Californians have been venturing into Mexico to smuggle them back across the border.
A seemingly harmless adventure that is a violation of U.S. agricultural import laws and could result in a $10,000 fine.
The price differences and supply variations across national borders are stark.
A dozen brown eggs in Mexico, the organic free-range ones with the normal orange-colored yokes, cost 70% less than the deathly-looking anthrax-yoked white eggs in southern California if they’re even in stock.
Last year we saw a suspiciously high number of agricultural production facilities spontaneously combusting across the U.S., followed by a supposed Avian Flu “pandemic” across the west resulting in tens of millions of birds being culled.
The latter reason has been repeated ad nauseam across propaganda media networks as the cause of the current winter of discontent through egg shortages and eggflation.
If that’s the case, why are there no shortages in Mexico? Does avian flu magically stop at the US-Mexico border?
Yeah, that’s what I asked LLFoote!
And I pondered the intentional nature of all this economic destruction to inflict pain and suffering to alter consumer behavior for The Great Retard agenda last summer.
In what should come as no surprise to anyone, the egg problem has no connection whatsoever to the “avian flu pandemic,” which utilized those same trusty PCR tests on birds to decide if a flock was culled or spared. If just one triggered a false positive, they all went to feathered heaven.
So, what’s the cause of the great American egg shortage sending prices skyrocketing?
We might finally have an answer…
Other people with Chickens are confirming the same problem.
And daddy Klaus, through one of his bot accounts is on the gaslighting case.
The spooks have upped their game and traded arson for feed poisoning.
Silent sabotage is always preferable to the firey, bloody, or messy kind.
It’s just enough to stick it to those dangerous domestic terrorists who want to be left alone to live in peace, educate their kids, and grow their own food.
All that’s now verboten.
Welcome to the USSA where eggs are a rare luxury, only for the devil’s spawn of Davos, and their select commissars to consume.
The useless eaters will have to make do with other “foods.”
And as usual, the idiocrats in Brussels are eager to get a head start on the rest of the west.
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Government came first...that's why everything is so stupid and backwards.
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