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Mar 4, 2022·edited Mar 4, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

You've got to admire the ambition and energy of that couple- finishing the paint job on their entire house in such short order.

I've been trying to get the motivation to paint our house for a few years now to no avail. I keep putting it off by telling my wife, "I can't decide on the colors."

She says, "You can't think I believe you put this off for four years based on indecision on the colors?"

I say, "I have to wait for the proper invasion and match that up to the countries flag colors that suit our house."

She never understood until now.

In any case someone might want to go over to Robert Malone's substack and inform him that the #I stand with Ukraine nonsense is a psy-op as he is on board with it.

I tried but you have to be a paid subscriber.

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Mar 4, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Now even Russian cats have been cancelled from Cat Federation events and so the hysteria, egged on by our leaders, spreads.

The demonisation of all things Russian is so convenient: 24 months of covid hysteria, replaced by 'the Russians are coming' hysteria

This cannot end well; recall a similar obsession in the 40s/50s and the House UnAmerican Activities Committee.

RT is still available here, despite attempts to shut it down.

Many brave Russians are protesting, despitecthe risks: who are we to deride and denounce them?

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Awesome. Sadly your satirical characters with their preferred pronouns resemble many actual people alive or dead. Maybe you need that disclaimer for your writing 😂

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Mar 4, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

The video from Belfast. 🙌 She is so dead on! Thank-you for the link.

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Mar 4, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

No insanity for me thanxs, I just want to say that this circus, like the bug circus, is a circus about death. Russian people will die as Ukrainian people will do too. And that's all the psychos who move the strings want. Their food is death, fear, suffering and horror of all types, you know, the adenochrome high, gourmet food for demons.

I'm tired already of this BS. I'm sorry about how Putin and the King of Spain killed Mitrofan, a magnificent Russian bear, giving him liquor with honey to make him drunk and kill him easily. I love you Mitrofan. I'm sick of Zelensky friend and busisness partnership with the Bidens and Soros, all this are part of the scum of the Earth. And in between the media puking mostly fake news about what's really going on, if you waste your time watching that cr*p.

We need to make love, no war. It's so wonderfull to make love with body, heart and soul..!! But people prefer to be mind controlled into whatever nightmare this psychos decide to puke. Please start making love right now or ASAP, that's the only way to real Peace. 💗🌻💗🌻💗

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Mar 5, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Your talents blow me away. Truly outstanding stuff TGC.

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Mar 4, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

"...she was a Siberian forest cat. I was just reminded of Russian evil every time she meowed." OMG my stomach hurts from laughing. Too funny!

Oh, and the Klaus Schwab 6:66. I used to text my gal in phonetics like that all the time, cracked myself up. Good stuff. Thanks for the humor.

Who's stupid enough to paint their whole house blue and yellow? They honestly thought that would help? Whaaaaat the f.............!?

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Awake in Belfast: brilliant points and killer accent. Luv Luv Luv. Outstanding post, let me add. I linked you as follows in my latest effort at organizing some evidence against the general ignorance and hysteria:

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And back to Substack, the Good Citizen has now several posts exploring the psychological, social, and geo-political dimensions of our current moment. Some people understand his work as satire. But as the great Jonathan Swift taught his readers, a true joke is something you are not sure you do not mean. Good Citizen knows the joke is on us — and increasingly, the joke is us. His writing strikes me as a similar to a small batch of highest quality bourbon (or whiskey or rye, as you prefer). Perhaps not yet for everyone, but certainly for the connoisseurs.

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Not a back-handed compliment, I hope.

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Mar 5, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

It is heartening that the poorly educated, whom we love and honor, are taking the lead with innovative ideas in these times, such as creatively punishing every person in Russia and canceling every idea, name, animal, and historical truth that is related in any way to Russia. Putin’s infamy must be revenged by annihilating large swaths of Russians wherever they might reside until Putin is willing to re-join the club of peace-loving nations, of which the US is the undisputed leader. US actions over the past 71 years have shown its unwavering adherence to international standards and the Nuremberg laws as demonstrated in living memory in Iran, Vietnam, Guatemala, Iran, Chile, Venezuela, Cuba, Iraq, Libya, Yemen, and with respect to mandating unapproved chemical injections, not to mention NATO expansion right up to Russia’s borders. It’s refreshing to know how malleable the mind of American patriots and how open to suggestion as well. Let’s lift our galoshes to the Urainians!!

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Mar 4, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

The spirit of Jerzy Kosinski is alive and well in Poland! But where’s Chauncey Gardener when we need him?

Also, is Henry Kissinger really wheelchair bound or was that just for the movie?

And did you happen to catch the heartbreaking plea from the Uranian tran who wasn’t allowed to flee ‘cause his passport says “male”? Not fair!!!

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Mar 5, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

We really need a visual symbol for upward inflection at the end of a sentence. That would make those valley-speak passages reach peak obnoxiousness (obnoxiousicity?)

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Mar 5, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

I've just been banned by a Telegram channel which I've never used. Mass blacklisting awaits the heretics, plus book burning, plus -what next? Russian food shops in Germany have been covered with graffiti.

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I was born in Russia

All my life I have been told how evil I am for that, except many don't believe me...

I think I've never had chicken keeeyyyyevvv with both syllables. Now its too late , I am vegan. I won't get that nor the chicken keeeve, from the land of keeve. Not keeeeeyyyyeeeevv

Keeeeeyyyyyyyeeeevvvvv doesn't exist anymore. Only keeeve. Say it the wrong way or else

Why does it matter how does one speak?

I lost my Russian, ya nisnaya harasho!!!

Oh I wanted to ask I heard iran

Iran , uraine, same twilight train

Why don't folks like Putin? His name starts with a P. That's why.

Oh I wanted to ask Hunter Joey BidenHo if

Did ScKamala write that speech?

She gonna be a lousy prez when the drugs wear offa Joey.

The demonicans should lose their shirts and cajones in free and fair election, what are those?

I wanted to ask ScKamala or BidenHo

How cum we got all this energy for this war but we ignore all those we start ourselves

Iraq

Somalia....what is that location ? Is that on a large Continent?

Then we are probably at war there

Libya Hilaria

Syria, not kidding

Oh and in the Homeland

I mean the homeless land of the free

Free of the home

Is it time for another booster episode?

The war is already boring let's go back to having a scary pan scamdemic Flubah

Oh boy

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I like the opening quote a lot. I fussed with it a bit. What do you think?

“The purpose of the Internet is not to liberate information for society, but to isolate individuals into trackable data units so that their ideas, behaviors, and beliefs can be easily harvested, managed, and directed to support the totalitarian aims of the global elite."

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