Sometimes humanity makes you want to cry up to the heavens, and sometimes it’s even beyond weeping, and so a cathartic chuckle is the only thing left to us, in hopes of maintaining some semblance of sanity.
It's disappointing that in this day and age the level of information coordination throughout the Reset Cartel Countries is not more efficient. Having various channels, cable networks, tech platforms, and newspapers is important to the goal of fostering logo diversity, but the sometimes contradictory nature of narrative formation (where some services highlight headline A over headline B and other services highlight headline B over headline A) is just confusing as hell for the public. We shouldn't be forced to choose! Get your act together, media/spy agencies/party bosses/corporatist collaborative!
Word is they have engaged the services of renowned linguistic and diction expert, Dr. Won Hung Lo of Adelphi University, to work with on-air talent. Known for his recent work: “We wanted to see how many subtle differences we could put into a 7 word sentence, either opening or closing a 3 minute segment, as these are the upper levels of attention span for average viewers. For instance, you may recall the now legendary, “This could be dangerous to our democracy,” Dr Lo beamed.
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So I noticed that the press release stated no motto for WePlot. (Did I miss it?) Surely Wang understands the stabilizing power of a short rhetorical keel. I hope that he likes my suggestions:
Official: The News of a Nation. The Center of Information.
Unofficial: ...and ye shall know the news, and the news will make you free.
Please tell me this is satire…
Perfect timing GC!
Sometimes humanity makes you want to cry up to the heavens, and sometimes it’s even beyond weeping, and so a cathartic chuckle is the only thing left to us, in hopes of maintaining some semblance of sanity.
“Cognitive symmetry”
Excellent wordplay sir!
It’s a perfectly descriptive term.
It's disappointing that in this day and age the level of information coordination throughout the Reset Cartel Countries is not more efficient. Having various channels, cable networks, tech platforms, and newspapers is important to the goal of fostering logo diversity, but the sometimes contradictory nature of narrative formation (where some services highlight headline A over headline B and other services highlight headline B over headline A) is just confusing as hell for the public. We shouldn't be forced to choose! Get your act together, media/spy agencies/party bosses/corporatist collaborative!
The CIA spook as the exemplar of the "free and open society that values diversity of thought and transparency.”
And this line just cracked me up- seemed like it was out of Mad magazine:
“We need more Wangs out there to probe for the truth. It’s just a big win for democracy and in the war against misinformation.”
"We need more Wangs out there...."
How can you not bust out laughing at that.
The CIA has been producing the "news" for a long time, mostly hidden from view. At least now they're coming into the open. "Brought to you by Pfizer."
Word is they have engaged the services of renowned linguistic and diction expert, Dr. Won Hung Lo of Adelphi University, to work with on-air talent. Known for his recent work: “We wanted to see how many subtle differences we could put into a 7 word sentence, either opening or closing a 3 minute segment, as these are the upper levels of attention span for average viewers. For instance, you may recall the now legendary, “This could be dangerous to our democracy,” Dr Lo beamed.
Brilliant. Instagram influencers can also visit WePlot to receive payment for amplifying the right hashtags. #maskup #wereallinthistogether #blm #vaccinated #boosted #saveukraine #imwithher #orangemanbad
Brilliant! Now when the DHS conducts raids on mis-dis-mal / Dismal-information spreaders, they can round them all up efficiently!
"WePlot"?? Is that a Freudian slip of the planned activity or am I missing something?
So,... this is how the Ministry of Truth is born.....
Thanks for the satire, I hope it remains that way.
What? Prof. Won Long Wang isn’t real? Say it isn’t so.😢
Probing wangs... OUTSTANDING!
So I noticed that the press release stated no motto for WePlot. (Did I miss it?) Surely Wang understands the stabilizing power of a short rhetorical keel. I hope that he likes my suggestions:
Official: The News of a Nation. The Center of Information.
Unofficial: ...and ye shall know the news, and the news will make you free.
Alternate: Good stories are shared forever
Took me a paragraph. Well done.
Outstanding, big time kudos & thanks for a brilliant piece!