A three diaper tour.
It's rumored that Joe Biden shit his pants at the Vatican last October. The word around Rome was much more polite, calling it a ‘bathroom accident’. The live feed from the Vatican was bizarrely cut off when circumstances required that the holy janitors tend to the latest American President’s mess on the world stage.
Foreign visits to The Holy See of American delegations that include the commander-in-chief are now described using phraseology typically reserved for events concerning toddlers at preschools.
Awe, did Bwandon have anuva bafwoom accident?
As with every mishap in his life he gets a pass. Partly due to his decrepit elder condition, partly due to his status as the selected puppet of global management. No President has ever skated by with so many catastrophic blunders unscathed, unquestioned, unacknowledged, or in the case of his crackhead son’s laptop of sexual deviance, corruption, and treasonous treasures that tie in the President himself, so thoroughly ignored altogether as if like Marty McFly’s future family in that 1955 photograph, the laptop story wasn’t just spiked by the establishment, it was, “Erased. Erased from existence.”